Saturday, March 17, 2007

My Friend.

Today Pogo died. I'll miss him. Longer notice to follow. J.


"Good night sweet prince, may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest."

Monday, December 12, 2005

Pogo's Picks for Team Canada

Pogo’s picks for Team Canada are as follows:

Centre:

Sakic – Pogo says, “He’s old and cagey, and would be a good checking center.”
Thorton – Pogo says, “He’s just really good.”
Lacavalier – Pogo says, “He’s a pretty good second line guy.”

Wings:

Heatley – Pogo says, “Few guys are playing better right now.”
Iginla – Pogo says, “one word: Captain.”


Pogo’s a cat. He needs a nap. More picks to follow.

P. S. I’m the new guy typing for Pogo. The old guy was taking liberties with what was being published here. Pogo is sorry for the bland writing. Pogo sleeps.

Friday, August 26, 2005

Memo To My Son

There will come a time when you won’t listen to your father anymore. It’s inevitable. Even though I had your great-grand father as a father I still stopped listening. It’s what children do to their parents. But I promise you this:


I will tell you everything you need to know before you stop listening.


1. I will tell you to always carry your mother’s bags. This also applies to your girlfriend or wife. Things are always more pleasant when you have someone’s bags to carry.

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Summary of the Bomber Game...

I know what Kamau Peterson needs to do to improve his game. He needs to go into the locker room between quarters and beat off. That way his hands will be nice and sticky improving the chances he might catch something. I beleive that if you are a professional football player you must go above and beyond in your game preperation. Kamau should not feel bad about doing what he needs to do. I wouldn't look down on him if he had to take an unsportsmanlike conduct penalty between quarters. Sticky hands catch balls. After all, I'd rather see Kamau jerk off, catch balls and help win games, than see him not and just be a jerk off.

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Today I Turned Thirty!!!!!!!

That's all I really have to say about that. More to come. Probably later rather than sooner....knowing me.

Friday, February 04, 2005

First Annual Audience Participation Day!!! or Something So I Don't Have To Really Write Anything Much.

So last night I'm watching the Happy Days reunion show and someone asks about Chuck. For those of you that don't know, Ritchie and Joanie had an older brother named Chuck. He appeared in very early episodes of the show. I've always wondered what happened to Chuck. They still didn't explain what happened to him. They just had the two different actors who played him come on stage with the rest of the cast. Everyone acted all excited but really how could they know the guys they were on for like two episodes. Still more mysteries of Chuck(s)

Anyway, it reminded me of a few weeks back when I saw an episode of That Seventies Show. It was a show from the first season. They showed Donna's younger sister. I didn't know she had a sister. She doesn't now. Yet another disappearing character. What gives? Are there more characters like these in the history of television? Is it real? Is it true? Is it literary? Are they Post Modern character assassinations. If so, why? If why, who?

Please forward all information pertaining to similar types of disappearances to me;


Pogo,
The PoMo Detective.
(PoMo=Post Modern)

Friday, December 03, 2004

Yes I Know What Day It Is